The Trip

* Monday, July 16, 2007 *

The 5 days Japan trip was ok, it could be much better if the weather was good & my mom hadn't screwed up my mood. the post maybe 5000 words long if i talk too detailed , so jus go simplified.

-okay the post still went 4875 words long...... if dont bother reading so much go to the red conclusion part at the bottom.-

first day , reached Osaka quite late , jus go eat a set meal which is fixed, then went hotel. the tour guide tat went w us from hk is called kent , he's erm... looks like a fat frog to me... LOL. then another tour guide we met up w in jp called victor, who's the one mainly in charge, he's hk man but lived in jp 15 yrs liao. REAL HUMOUROUS, & he got lots of knowledge. not those physics & maths those shit. but some jp history , china history , jp construction skills & economy. he knows a lot of things tat bothers LIFE. he's definitely a nice tour guide to hav. (wait... y suddenly now i hav a feeling of aeroplane rising up, i feel like being pressed down onto the chair...) victor told us cmthg abt public tel booths. japanese words got 1/3 r in traditional chinese, so we should be able to read some. if the jpese words on the tel booths say "coins usage XX" (i translated evrythg into eng) , then put in coins, they will come out. go ask him, he will tell u tat "XX" means "DISABLED". ROFLMAO. so the whole thing means 'coins usage disabled' but we r only able to read 'coins usage'. haha.
japanese money


when i reached hotel then i know who i was sharing rm with. it's nice arrangement - i share room w a 14 yrs old boy like me, same age & gender can avoid lots of probs. then my parents' room beside mine, his family's room on the other side, sticking tgthr. then the boy's parents asked like tis ,"how old is ur son ? arnd 17 ?" LOL. i was quite... surprised & happy. it showed i now big size & look mature !~ yay XD then went room, nice one, & TALL. 34th floor. like not so tall, but usually no one stays so tall right ? only some hotels. & the lift ah, fucking fast ok. when rising we could all feel the strong air pressure change, like rocket lauching...
then bathed, then found his sound a bit gay, tot jus a bit. NO. after he bathed he asked if i want face cream. FACE CREAM. listen carefully - FACE CREAM. i said don need (acting not surprised & polite) he said, "i got day & night ! i still hav pimple cream ... facial mask..." OMFG......


second day - woke up look outside window it's so FOGGY. went universal studio. woah it's cool~ the spiderman & terminator 3D show were real gd. & the roller coaster w music also nice, I PLAYED 3 TIMES!!! hahaha. first 2 times don even need to queue, cause too early & jp end-of-yr hol starts on 14th july. tat day was 10th only. jp v self-centered (also victor say one) , they all thgs in jpnese, like those 3D vids all in jp DONT EVEN HAV ENG SUBTITLES. foreigners won know wth it says. a bit of rain but doesnt matter. went going the travelling bus, voctor said can put bags there nvm one. i wanted to put my bag there since nth inside was important, then mom & dad FORCED me to bring & put their jackets & a bottle of water & a few umbrellas inside. it's so freaking heavy okay, i carry too long tat my shoulders aches like HELL. mood wasnt gd at first but later ok agn.
foggy ~

then went another place to eat. tat place was the WHOLE STREET shops. victor said, in jp, shop areas DONT HAV houses. residential areas DONT HAV shops. tat place all restaurants & shops. the shop we go eat was fixed - puffet. after tat go walk arnd the strt. he said v detailed, wanna eat more, walk arnd, but if the shop says got beef noodles outside U CANT FIND ANYTHG ELSE. not a piece of pork or wat. one shop sell one thg. & those 2 person meals, if say like 3000Yen, when u pay u will know, tat price is for 1 person... 2 person meal costs 6000Yen. SO TRICKYYYYYYYYYY !!! foreigners sure die. if not shopping can also be done here. man stay here SURE BORED TO DEATH. then points to a shopping mall, inside a lot of electronics stuff. then the end of tat strt, turn left , he pointed & said,"ok, tis strt has ... it's not porn ok. my wife told me tis strt sells those nicely decorated & sexy bras & underwears & thgs like tat, ladies can go & take a look." then a lot of girls go blushed, hahahaha. lucky he said, if not we guys go in then know then eat shit. turn right another shopping mall dunno got wat brand wat brand. watevr. mom shopped arnd, dad & i go electronics mall.

went back to meeting spot b4 time's up & sat there & wait. in jp only can use 3G hp. then my prnts' hp all not, only mine 3G. so my dad put his worldwide sim card into my phone so tat his company can look for him ONLY IF smthg really urgent hpned. but i keep the phone & if it rly rings up i give him. then IT RANG UP. omg. immediately gave dad, it's my FORM TCHR THE BITCH. walao, i told her on 5th tat i go trip & wont be there on 10th to collect my report card one wat. she also told me she will put in sch office i go back i take myself. then she called & asked y i didnt show up to collect report card... so my dad repeated EXACTLY wat i said, & asked if she could tell a bit abt my results tis time. she said arnd the same as last time, y not when we go back talk to her face to face. SHE MUST BE DREAMING. if i go collect report card myself i definitely wont let my prnts meet u one lah dumbass~ jus take then go la ! went 神户 by bus.

third day - went to tis Sake production introduction place. not for goodness sake tat sake ah, it's pronounced 'sar-kay' . jp traditional wine. the whole place modifies an ancient time sake factory, jus to introduce to u how sake was made. went arnd & saw tis extra tall bucket & a man standing on its edge using a stick to stur. the bucket is so so so tall ok. i bearly reached the top edge w arms up straight. my dad said it's gonna be FUN if someone falls in... of coz he meant smthg DEEPER. haha. dont drown also drunk inside & drown lah! at the end of the walk there was tis place w SMALL SMALL cups of sake to try. since come of coz must try la. i tried a small mouth. YUCK. tastes odd. then look at the introduction there - 20% ALCOHOL. omg, beer like heineken is only 5% alcohol, sake is 4 TIMES !!! no wonder the taste so strong, & i've only drank wine twice b4 , all a small mouth only... I WANNA START DRINKING. LOL. then i walked on & ltr went back & saw my rmmate standing there. i asked him if he tried & he said he tried & it tastes nice, tell me to try too. i told him i tried liao... he said,' aiya cant fool u.' i felt like saying 'idiot' . lol.


the huge bucket

then went tis forgot wat place to shop arnd. a few hrs time & all i bought was a Tee...... i wanted a bag okay. a one side slanted bag of coz , dunno wat to call tat , or perhaps tis is how u call. forgot. cant find one i like, too bad. at first wanted to buy 3 Tees, but i chose all 3 black. hahaha. then mom said black wash one time if unlucky tat the black Tees colour fades, then looko not nice & like old clothes liao. so c got other color or not, 2 hav 1 dont. was abt to pay for 2 when suddenly tot of trying out, & realised one of them got elastic edges on sleeves & NECK. strangles me, althg the elastic makes it look btr , but i prefer comfort. so at last only bought one gray, which seemed to be btr in black...


the design of the Tee i wanted but elastic on a gray one

then went a place tot eat ice cream, tat place ice cream v famous, as victor said. don hav vanilla, but got milk taste. tried &... IT'S SO TASTY LAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY VERY SOFT. it's almost liquid. v nice. up there got a temple & victor said if dont mind taking staircase then go up, ppl go there all pray for students gd results. i ate ice cream then walk arnd. then at last nth to do & ran up the freaking long staircase, saw rmmate there, he needs it. hahahaha. then he asked me to take photo for him, ok i did. then ran down liao. didnt do anythg there. small~~. haha

at last the IMPORTANT POINT of the day - hot spring !!!~ it's REAL mineral water, not pure hot water. not the mineral water we drink okay, the mineral water turns brownish like metal rust when it meets air. went the hot spring , a lot of ppl dont go bcoz don want be naked. haha. male & female seperated wat... y bother, ppl hav u also hav, ppl don hav u also dun hav... XD after stripping got to wash through first , then originally should go a 30 DC (Degree Celcius) pure water to warm up first, but we all straight away went to 42 DC hot spring. haha. so HOT !!! but soon get used & IT's REAL NICE. relax & can feel blood fasten. experts say it's best to be inside for 15 min, yeah it's so right. tis time im talking real ok, not sarcastic. 10 min, can feel blood moving fast , 15 min, blood rushing to brain liao. then got up & went the 30 DC pure water to cool down a bit. then went bathing & cool down bit by bit. my dad even went the hottest 44 DC hot spring okay. then went to change, got 2 tourmates, 2 parents & 2 sons in university. the father & elder brother came, the elder bro 20 yrs old, & i chatted w him. (blue mine, red his. all were in chi) 'ur younger bro didnt come ?' 'ya. how u know im the elder bro? ppl ALL say im the younger one...' 'erm... jus first feeling i think ur the elder one.' ' how old r u ? hav u got in university ?' ' No!~ hahaha, im still 2 months from 14 yrs old. im going junior sec 3. u ?' 'u dont look tat young. im going uni 3.' 'woah! u also dont look tat big... haha but do i look as if im alrdy in university !?' 'oh my classmates in england look like u, so i tot ur arnd 20. haha' 'oh i see~ u study in england !~' blablabla, behind forgot liao. went airport , go tokyo !~ ate in airport.

when reached the hotel in tokyo, my mom was trying to call her fd w my phone while my dad wasnt arnd bcoz of stomachache. then she wasnt familiar w my phone & i was trying to offer help by taking the phone lightly & slowly. she just moved her hand away so hard like so angry. then i patiently asked 'how do u want to do?' she said & i did. then went to find victor bcoz we dont know jpnese dunno wth the thg was talking abt in the phone & also dunno how to make a call ( the district numbers ahead of phone no.) . then asked & finally understood. then my mom was trying to find the call records so tat dun need to type agn. i said 'not here' so softly & patiently & she jus raised up her head & stared at me so darn hard & said 'im gonna slap u'. WTBFH !? WTH DID I DO !? all tis hpned in lobby, then she made the call & went up to rooms tgthr. soon she went my room when rmmate wasnt in & tried to make thgs WORSE. it's like i've been patient & polite, wtfh did i do , HUH ? she jus kept scold tis scold tat & i keep explaining until my dad heard came, & asked wat hpned. then my mom said it's all my fault & dad asked me. i explained halfway mom rush to me trying to hit my on the head, lucky my dad held my mom's hands okay. dad brought mom back to their rm & i was physically fine. but mood SERIOUSLY SPOILT.

fourth day - DISNEYLAND. originally can choose btwn disneyland & disney sea, which is newer, but in the end ALL chose disneyland. haha. the tickets got 4 kinds - children (0 - 12), junior (13 - 17), adult (18 - 59), elderly (60 & above). should be arnd tis. then my mom went to ask 2 australian girls they use junior tickets or adult. they say they use adults. then mom said i use junior, then they asked if i was 17.... LMAO. mom told them i wasnt even 14 & they look so surprised !!! hahaha. 3rd grp mis-guessing my age, YAY !!!

according to victor the 'Pooh's Hunny Hunt' was the best & a must try. but in the end it was closed until 20th... wth. the other 2 he said v nice were splash moutain & haunted mansion. DAMN NICE OKAY. splash mountain the main point us the roller coaster rushing down into the water which was outdoor. a huge part of the journey was indoor. it kept tricking us okay ! the car thingy we sat in (jus call it a car..) went arnd seeing the figures moving & then went steeply UP. tot, rushing down soon. yea it was a rush down, 1 feet. walao, totally tricked. went 4 times like tat agn, highest also abt 6 feets only. the saw tis up slope, NO NEED GUESS, it FOR SURE the real rush down. can see the light & most importantly THERE'S A QUEUE !!! got to wait for 3 to go. then our turn. YEAH!~ it feels COOL. i love roller coasters okay. im not scared lah, ppl who close their eyes r wasting their money. but then dunno y, the 'car' 4 rows, 1st row bcoz 3 guys went into the 2 ppl seats, so got to go out & left empty. 2nd jp couples. 3rd mom & i. 4th was dad. & when rush down , ONLY I GOT WET !!! my head & face kana all wet lah !~ like i jus washed hair, others all DRY. the water wave jus swept above the jp couples' heads & hit me... watevr. it's jus water , not shit.

went to tis recommended haunted mansion, nth to play , jus to sit in tis thg to go arnd the mansion & watch. REALLY NICE. it's not scary, but the models & visual effects will make u go "WOAH!". it's nice. but i think best of all should be the space mountain, also roller coaster, but 100% indoor & evrythg black, only can see some stars. it doesnt hav steep rush downs but it kept going side ways slanted & FREAKING FAST LA !!! normal roller coasters all hav a spot where it goes a bit slow on up slope, tis only at first v short up slope, then rush like siao ! halfway i could feel my hp sliding out of my jeans pocket which was too shallow, nearly dropped out okay. so held it, but tat safety bar made it so troublesome to move my hp back to right position, only almost ending then i made it to put it back & hand can take out, but tis made me more nervous & EXCITED !!! my dad lost all he coins & sweets for throat (forgot wat to call it. agn...) bcoz they dropped out, haha. nvm lah, jp coins worth so little, he also brought v lil coins along. the rest some okay some boring some moronic... tat day jp got typhoon which brought rain !~ D: walao , rain like tat also nvm, brought umbrellas, but the 3 parades & fireworks ALL cancelled ! coz those costumes & make up cant go under the rain, but in btwn rain stopped a bit & they came out a bit, but v small part only. at night tat fireworks dunno y cancel, rain alrdy stopped !!! sigh~ bad luck. & bcoz of the cancellations things tat take up time greatly reduced. it was like we had nth to do in the last few hrs... we were there btwn 10am to 8:45 pm ok... but tour guides don hav tickets & they didnt come in, so couldnt make arrangements... went back to hotel.


the castle in disneyland at night

my mom's fd who lives in tokyo came to look for us. her first reaction seeing me was - taller & broader & 17 now ? AHAHAHAHA !~ 17 agn...she brought us out to eat arnd, but then in jp the shops close v early , only some beer bars & red light areas will close late (victor say one). so go to the nearest strt to eat a lot of shops closing in 10 min... 15 min... blablabla. at last found a shop on 2nd floor. mainly eat seafood & BEEF. jp beef nice siah. the prawns also nice. tat aunt (my mom's fd) ask me wat i drink , beer ? or sake ? hahahaha, first thg tat came up on her of wat i drink were all alcohol... mom don let, nvm , i wanted water, only got ice water, no pls , ice water unhealthy & may get stomachache, at last got coke... but when the adults' sake came, i drank a bit agn. NICE !~ not like first time drink alrdy, i expected tat kind of taste & it's much better. I LIKE IT OKAY. but mom dont let me drink on, walao... next time i get drunk v easily then u know. went back to room alrdy arnd 12:15am , but rmmate also havnt slp, then he told me tat day someone asked him my age. y dont ask me straight ah ? then tat guy tot i 17 AGAIN. wth...? haha, then he told the guy my right age.


the dessert - ice cream. so artistic ~

fifth day - went to tis decks tokyo beach near the rainbow bridge. watevr, don rly rmb the name, then can go shopping, or playing games. i went to play games, then spent long long time then understand how to use tat ticket to play- only large games can use the ticket, smaller machine games like virtual cop 3 need to insert coins. not nad, & theres tis skate board game tat i broke the record of the day !!!~ wahahahaha, 1st time play got 30 points, 3rd of the day was 31... then 2nd time play was 66, 1st of the day was 61. WAHAHAHAHA. quite some games not bad. then came out to go shop a bit. at first wanted to buy 2 one-side-slanted bags (ok i dunno how to call it) for me & my fd, mom looked arnd for tat when i was playing liao, but the designs she saw all suck... i saw them. then she said got a shop all guys' bags , then we went finding the shop while dad went washroom, but then cant find, then rmbed it was upstairs. dad came out & told us to leave... bcoz 10 min frm meeting time. fine fine fine, couldnt go up & find a design i like which means i bought NOTHING tat day. went back to the travel bus, sit there & wait for others to come back - we were 6 min earlier. in the end, 4 person of the same grp rmbed wrong time & came back 42 min late...... WTBFH !? if like tat then we go upstairs lah !~ so early for wat shit. we were the 3rd grp back, like 30 ppl later than us lor......

went to another puffet, & we ordered some beef, 'roasted'/heated/blablabla, forgot wat to call tat action, jus sort-of-cooked the beef ourselves on heat plates & ate, NICE LA !~ the best beef doesnt even taste like meat okay... it 'melted' once it entered the mouths. got some ice cream & cakes as desserts !~ gosh, so full. go down tat time saw a swallow nest !!!~ not swallow food tat swallow ok, the bird - 燕子. omg, cute !!!~& i saw the father swallow coming back to feed , PRO !!! feed 2 at a time ! but too bad didnt capture photo of feeding, took out hp too late, but took some pics of the nest still.

left for airport. tis time plane for coming back to hk. the plane starts off at 9:30pm jp time, which is an hr faster than hk time/sgp time. hk & sgp no time difference, & when sgp 1pm, jp is 2pm. ok? then enter gates time 9 pm, we arrived at abt 6 or 7 pm... many hrs to go, reached the gates & was bored & walked arnd. i saw a book w Avril Lavigne cover !!! took pic too. haha. got on plane, im sure it's more than 50 times i taking a plane. maybe 60 times, but never sat at tis kind of seats siah- right in front of a wall, beside the service counter or watevr u call it. behind the wall r 2 rows of empty seats & ahead of them is the emergency door ! last time most of the time in middle one. then looked at all the menu of movies & songs, gosh... movies EXACTLY THE SAME as those on the plane i went to jp... same. at first listened to songs & i like them, i actl was bo liao enough to copy down all the song name i liked... come home try to go find. then later watched a bit of movies, walao, eng movies all in jp, lucky can change language, listened to eng, like... those ppl in 300 speaking jpnese is crazy right ? spiderman speaking jpnese is crazy right ? TERMINATOR speaking jpnese is INSANE right !? ya lor, on the plane dun hav spidey & termintator la, in the universal studio then hav.


Avril Lavigne covered magazine tching... eng in jpnese

then chatted w the 2 bros sitting behind, they pro & rich la. pri 4-5 in australia, p6-sec3 in hk famous & richling british-based sch, sec4 start study in britain until now university. pro kids, elder bro study medicine, younger one jus got into uni & going for law... walao, so pro. but they say things r easier in britain, they say hk physics,chemistry & biology r CRAZY, v BT. in case u dunno- not bitcomet, but 变态 BianTai. they say last time in hk study phy chem bio like darn hard, & their fds tat go britain from hk can all easily get high marks for phy chem bio bcoz they learnt evrythg in hk. they said hk qns on these subjs all v tricky, got TRAPS. u've learnt it & rmb it doesnt mean u know it. in britain is straight forward, know means know. i think , personal opinion, hk style is to put ur marks to the LOWEST, not so easy task & try to make sure not too many ppl get high marks. while britain style is practical, straight forward & clearly shows wat u've learnt, bcoz learnt & rmb = know the qns. sigh ~ sec 3 coming soon & i got to start phy chem bio real soon ! NO !!!!!! always hear seniors saying ,'ah... tis time only 1/3 ppl passed chem.' 'wth... whole lvl failed physics paper...' 'fuck la, only 5 guys passed bio paper.' keep hearing tis makes me scared okay...

back to the flight, chatted real long then ate & finally landed at 12 smthg am hk/sgp time. before landing i suddenly get TERRIBLE headaches !!! at first only near ears, then expand all the way, dunno y, take so many times plane tis is the first time. last time all within the ears bcoz of air pressure, tis time expand so much & it's in the skull, not beneath the skull but IN the skull. freaking pain, even after landing i still darn pain lah. reached home at 1 smthg am, bathed & packed a bit & went to bed at 2am. but at last fell aslp at arnd 4:10am. YES, i was freaking tired but i still take so long to fall aslp...

CONCLUSION :

I shared room with a gay & immature boy of same age.
No one tour except my family got my age right, they ALL thought I'm at least 17 - 20.
Weather screwed things up.
Japan tissue & toilet paper darn thin, can tear when I was trying to pull out more...
The Made-in-HK tour guide in Japan was a wonderful one.
I ONLY bought a T-shirt for myself.
I didn't get contact from those I wanted to & left contact to one I didn't want to.
Makeup is EXTREMELY efficient for Japan girls. ESPECIALLY EYE-LINERS.
Japanese are short. (No offense)
Japan is self-centered, don't care about foreigners. But Tokyo is better.
I went Osaka & Tokyo.
Japanese got REAL GOOD patience, customers all in slow-motion...=.=
Japanese very good service attitude.
Japan is very clean , like Singapore.
Japanese go on speaking Japanese even though they know you don't get it.
Japanese workers give you a very retarded smile when you go in or pay,
And when you have requests, they give you a very PAINFUL look.
I got a terrible headache near landing as an end of the Japan trip.


more photos

came across tis shop called condomania...LOL. victor said it sells tricky condoms tat r used to fool ppl, mostly cant use ones. XD



1000yen disneyland cash voucher, victor said ppl mainly keep for memorial, watevr, we used it off. haha



saw tis in hotel, was thinking... 避难圣路?避难怪路?hahahahaha


finally ... photos tat contain ME. all faked smiles, but the not-faked ones all look retarded... how sarcastic...


my v faked smile taken w my dad at hk airport while waiting



my EXTREME faked smile in front of the small & fake statue of liberty jpn BORROWED frm usa, i wasnt even interested in tis kind of fake stuff


ok, here it ends abt the jp trip. but i shall blog abt ytd & today in hk also. ytd , woke up damn late bcoz slept v late. dinner ate the crab we ordered & brought back from japan, FREAKING BIG OKAY. diameter biggest than a bball....... & v THICK as well. victor said inside v little cream & mainly meat, he's right. & jus one leg's meat is more than normal sized crabs' meat liao... i didnt like eating crab but i love this one okay ~ got some leftovers...

pls understand tat the plate beneath is the size of a bball......

comparing to bowls of rice...
today finished them in lunch. then was blogging like siaoh until now. oh yea i called sch ytd to ask when the sch office was open, then the janitor told me the sch is open but i cant get my report card bcoz the office was empty tat time, & i can go & get it on monday. fine, awaiting......



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