Let me start blogging abt today from 00:00am. i was reading online comics & blog histories. then at abt 1am my mom told me to slp bcoz i need to adjust my timings back as today shall go afternoon tea w grandma & tmr go take plane for japan. so slept, but c'mon... how can i slp so early ? im used to 4am liao... then was reading the things i inserted into hp. all the jokes, quiz, stories, fdster bulletins, lots lots lots. then was reading tis things w earpiece listening to music on the bed when suddenly it's just so darn FUNNY tat
I WENT TOO HIGH & EXCITED & HAMMERED MY OWN THIGH LIKE MAD.
tats wat exactly i've done. & now... it's aching. w a purple patch bcoz i keep hitting same position. i guess... I've Gone Nuts. yea true. LOL. finally went to slp at 4am, agn... b4 i fall aslp, i was thinking of a quote, or a sentence tat i heard b4, & it's so right on me now.
If Time is Money , I'm richer than Bill Gates.
yes tats so darn right. woke up at 11am , haha. then went afternoon tea w grandma & grandma's younger brother & my parents. gosh... facing 2 ppl frm the last century. my grandma is going to be 100 next yr siah. the tea was fine, but the sis & bro (sounds so young XD) got a bit of quarrel & my dad sits in btwn them, poor thing. lucky i chose the best seat, furthest frm the quarrel.
came home alone first, parents go grandma's hse. trained fitness first then go bath, if not sweat agn. gosh... arms & belly muscles ache like siao ah ! MUST be bcoz ytd i actl DOUBLED my push-ups number & TRIPLED my sit-ups number. aches but still do arnd same number today, if not the aches not worth it.
surfed the net & found this joke on a mainland china website. I LAUGHED LIKE MAD !!!
有两个男人和一个美女，沉船后游到一个荒岛上，他们之间会发生什么事呢？
如果那两个男的是意大利人，他们会大打出手，然后赢了的那个占有美女；
如果那两个男的是法国人，他们会相安无事，然后分享那位美女；
如果那两个男的是英国人，他们会设法谋杀那位美女，然後他们自己搞在一起；
如果那两个男的是新加坡人，他们什么都不干，专心等候李先生的指示。
ROFLMAO!!! omg it's jus so darn FUNNY. but NO OFFENCE. wanna scold pls scold the one who created tis. ok ? & another one, freakin funny as well but maybe some of u wont understand it well enough, then it's either NOT funny or NOT SO funny.
上学的时候，有一天一个电话找我，同学接完递给我说：“你妈妈的。”
我一边接过电话一边随口说到：“男的女的”，大家狂笑，我被笑了4年。
ROFL. o gosh...... 随口... auto reaction, sigh~ then i was reading online comics, like agn... nth btr to do. like agn... fine , im not blogging b4 the 14th , & u ppl cant find me in these few days. bye!~
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